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Pancakes Demotivational Poster

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke

HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(

THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.

TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

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Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!

TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.

TAGS: pennywise frankenfurter dr frank n furter rocky horror it pancakes pennywise
Rating: 2.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.

ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out

PANCAKES VS. WAFFLES - Doesn't matter who won, I ate both

GERMAN IMPORTS - I'd like a ride in some more than others

TAGS: german girls imports nazi pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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pro - January 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
Bitte, Reiny-boy! If you have nichts funny, witzig or clever to say, it's besser to say nichts at all. Danke!
Reinhardt - January 1, 2009, 1:05 pm
Deutsche Frauen und Auto....Sie sehen sehr gut aus....

PETER PIPER - Picked a peck of pecker peppers.

TAGS: peter piper peck pickled pecker peppers pancakes
Rating: 3.05/5

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aPauling - September 9, 2008, 10:55 am
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 3:54 am
Usually I hate tunnels, but this is a damn good'n!

ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds

TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!

BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity

TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.

HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

TAGS: hot air balloon balloons fire boring pancakes crash flame
Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

TAGS: animals chicken kfc peta cruelty pancakes naked protest women
Rating: 2.76/5

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Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:00 am
Look on the bright side, some of their women are hot if you ignore the extra hair.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Now turn around.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Peta is a worthless cause and waste of time and money
HtD - March 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
Where are the pancakes?


TAGS: pancakes waffles
Rating: 3.48/5

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TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:09 pm
..want ..pancakes.. XP~~~
The Goat - October 1, 2009, 12:10 am
I dunno - if we can somehow get Ms. Hayek from that other poster in here that'd be about perfect!
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:19 pm
I love this RON. I was thinking about "syrup cubicles" but "syrup traps" is tighter.

THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.

TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.

THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking

TAGS: show me the monkey money girls roof pool pancakes
Rating: 2.92/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great

CAPTAIN AMERICA - Was sticking it to Ash & Duke Nukem's grandmothers in 1941. Ash said it in Army of Darkness in 1992. Duke Nukem 3D came out in 1996.

TAGS: ash duke nukem nuke em hail to the king baby pancakes
Rating: 2.28/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Now, thats Epic!
Roamer - August 21, 2008, 2:07 pm
*applauds wildly* encore encore, moar of teh Capn'
aPauing - August 21, 2008, 1:16 pm
Now STFU and post some NSFW!



TAGS: pancakes hotcakes
Rating: 4.18/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 8:59 am
that just sounds utterly painfull
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 10:33 am
Oh mah gawd! Ow....

VEGANS - If they could see the abuse I'm giving my meat right now...

TAGS: vegan vegans vegitarians animals love peta nude naked protest protesters protestors pancakes
Rating: 3.12/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:58 am
[ctd]thank god these girls are models , so they will eat some sausage after the day is done =] or the other yummy treat =]
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:57 am
to hammer the point home , has anyone ever met a VEGAN stripper or a VEGAN Porn Star...(hears silence in the room) no self respecting hotty would become a vegan because it messes up how they SHAG
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
KN - November 30, 2008, 2:31 am
Yea, duh vegetarians taste better. That's why I eat cows and chickens!
GoForthAndDie - November 2, 2008, 11:36 pm
I wonder if they'd like their salads tossed...
God - September 12, 2008, 12:22 am
I'd do both of them.

PICS - Or it never happened

TAGS: post pics never happened bbq pancakes black man white women kissing
Rating: 2.88/5

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QCSabotage - May 25, 2009, 7:22 am
Why yes. I did notice that. For like 5 minutes.
me - March 24, 2009, 2:23 am
Anybody notice the girl with her ass sticking out in the bottom left?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:15 am
Uhm, you took a picture, or posed for a picture of yourself not looking at the "action" ... hmmm ...
lala suck a dick a lot - September 7, 2008, 7:55 pm
that lucky mother fucker, i know him, son of a bitch he said he would take my camera to a god damn lesbo fest unless he took me.

CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse

TAGS: cubbybear care bears carebears costumes halloween pancakes
Rating: 2.84/5

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GoliahteTank - December 17, 2008, 2:21 am
No, that ain't his posse, that's his groupies.
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:28 am
No... the gals thing you were thinking of only rhymes with posse.
RON - September 25, 2008, 7:50 pm
JEZ...all men...thought posse was gals.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Yo! You da bomb!

SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar

TAGS: shame depression lonliness cry crying klondike bar pancakes
Rating: 3.43/5

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Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:26 am
Tsk, tsk...what a waste of sodomy...

THEIR WIRELESS - It's not all he's jacking

TAGS: jacking wireless major pwnage pancakes
Rating: 3.06/5

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zack_L - June 9, 2009, 2:02 pm
put a password on it ya stupid bitches
BANJAXED - August 11, 2008, 6:38 pm
LMFAO.....i guess not

JANGO FETT - He gives head to Jedi

TAGS: jango fett jedi head pancakes boba star wars
Rating: 2.19/5

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poope - October 30, 2008, 11:13 am
And you are a faggot for posting this

PANCAKES - It's street for crack.

TAGS: family guy crack pancakes stewie
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.

PANCAKES! - Who doesn't love them?

TAGS: pancakes
Rating: 3.5/5

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boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:41 am
nom nom nom nom
LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
mmmm pancakes....

ADD COMMENT RANT - Yes the original sucked balls. Do not create another sucky motifake to discuss it. We have a comments section for that.

TAGS: aids upon us rant add ccomment rant pancakes motifake
Rating: 3.19/5

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Ben Dover - August 26, 2008, 1:08 pm
What the hell?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 19, 2008, 11:32 pm
I think aPauling has just become Darth Vader.
Fatty - August 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Good job, let's vote this to the top.
Shtoink - August 19, 2008, 1:43 am
but if you TRUELY want them to pay attention you need to make it NSFW
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 11:07 am
I realize that I become that which I hate, but the only way these people would see it is if I fought fire with fire.
RII - August 18, 2008, 10:53 am
Seven stars, four for the message and three for the irony.

PETA - Makes me choke the chicken

M I C - ¿Que? Y why?

TAGS: mickey mouse mexican police arrest protest que y why pancakes
Rating: 2.05/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.


TAGS: married relationships training pancakes anti milf
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:35 pm
another one letting me know he didn't get it.
DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:19 pm
First things first she has no tits!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:44 pm
Sean - October 8, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fantastic, aggiford. And I'd say the her ex musta had one HELLAVA divorce lawyer, eh? Didn't even leave her with half. *snort*
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'd 03A that, 5L
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thank you... those who got it.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nastily done.
Cubbybear - October 8, 2010, 3:06 pm
I notice boobies and butt first...face second. Sorry Aggy...5/5
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:39 am
perfect aggy. now why you puttin your sister on blast like this, you're such a jerk.
Cloudchaser - October 8, 2010, 9:37 am
No boobs at all. Is that a real woman or a guy who's convinced himself that he's a woman?
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:12 am
I noticed the total absence of b00bs, are we sure she is a she?
redhdsrbst - October 8, 2010, 9:09 am
I noticed her top undone first .. Which means one glass of ice water away from the show ;) .. Where is her hand at anyways?

PERSPECTIVE - Beauty and grace can be found in the briefest of moments Now before we proceed any further, have you heard of the phrase "premature ejaculation?"

TAGS: premature ejaculation drop drip splatter pancakes dating couples meet marriage women men
Rating: 2.86/5

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Sean - December 30, 2008, 6:39 pm
This one is actually brilliant.

THE VOTE LIONS - They're only covering the surface. Beware the tunnels!

TAGS: lenny dave carl sol melvin lions lion motifake pancakes tunnel tunnels vote true protectorates
Rating: 2.61/5

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WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 6:04 am
I predict the next part of the tunnel to include a "This is Sparta!" reference....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 8:36 pm
Awww, you turned your comment in the poster into a tunnel for the same poster! Are you smoking LSD, young man?????

STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below

TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..

NO - I'm pretty sure that's South America


TAGS: proverb pancakes
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - October 8, 2009, 6:43 am
One of the most practical reasons to be sociable

ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions

TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am
You say optimist, I say "vote slut." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions asses all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.

LOOKS - They can be deceiving. Stars?

TAGS: poodles lions lion poodle motifake vote voting melvin pancakes plot thickens
Rating: 2.78/5

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guest - February 8, 2009, 5:57 pm
those are close to sea kittens
Davana - January 11, 2009, 7:59 pm
okay, i'll take that =] hello melvin and carl!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 17, 2008, 8:45 am
And I always imagined the others change places based on who likes what poster at any given time. I think about these things waaaay too much for someone who never took calculus. I should be better off devoting my brainpower to useful things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 17, 2008, 8:43 am
The most rightward lion is Carl, short for Carl D Lion. He is fickle, and will withhold his vote for the slightest of reasons. The one pictured here in green is Melvin, who loves everything and sees the good in every poster.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 10:13 pm
Which one is the holdout (the grey one)? Sol?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:52 am
All of the lions are stars!

GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect

FIREFOX ADD-ONS - Not always serving the greater good

TAGS: rape link firefox add ons add on add on ad zelda pancakes
Rating: 1.61/5

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Nocturn13 - August 10, 2009, 5:23 am
O GOD it IS and I'm havin' my own conversation
Nocturn13 - August 10, 2009, 5:21 am
Is that a Rape Link Right under send?
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:07 pm
it's ok. that b*tch kept sending him running off on the same uest over and over.
Bennyjam - September 16, 2008, 12:07 pm
where can you get that add-on???
Shtoink - August 29, 2008, 1:55 am
poor link... what would princess say!?